Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg ?
A: A wonkey donkey

Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye ?
A: A winkey wonkey donkey

Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye and makin' love 
A: A bonkey winkey wonkey donkey

Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind ?
A: A stinkey bonkey winkey wonkey donkey

Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind wearing blue suede shoes?
A: A honkey tonkey stinkey bonkey winkey wonkey donkey!

Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind wearing blue suede shoes and playing the piano ? 
A: A plinkey plonkey honkey tonkey stinkey bonkey winkey wonkey donkey