Sunday, as the sermon is starting to take off, the pastor asks the congregation "Who made the ultimate sacrifice to save all of us?"

The man notices his wife is sleeping and sticks her with the pin. "Jesus" she cries out and the congregation all yelled "Alleluia"

Five minutes later the woman dozes off again as the pastor asks "By grace of who will we all be saved?" The husband sticks the pin in her and she shouts "My God!" The congregation all yell "Praise the Lord."

The woman falls asleep for the third time after another quarter of an hour. The pastor preaches to the congregation on the fruitfulness of marriage saying "What did Eve say to Adam after she had borne him his 99th child?"

At this the husband sticks the pin deep into the woman's leg and she cries "If you stick that in me again I'll break it in two and shove it up your arse!"

All the women in the congregation shouted "Say it like it is sister!"