This guy is sitting in his living room surfing the channels on the television.

All of a sudden, the door of the apartment whips open and his girlfriend storms through. 

She screams, "You fucking asshole!" and she heads into the bedroom. 

Stunned, the man flips off the television and walks toward the bedroom, wondering, "Now what have I done?" 

Inside the bedroom he finds the girl furiously packing a suitcase. He asks her what's up.

She responds with a hiss, "My therapist says that I should leave you and that you're a pedophile!"

The man responds, "Wow, you're pretty smart for a 12 year old.