A man was walking on the beach when he saw a woman with no arms and no legs crying. He asked, "Whats wrong?" 

The lady says, "I have no arms, I have no legs, and I've never been fucked!"

So the man picks up the woman, gets in a boat with her, takes it out to the middle of the ocean and throws her overboard.

"There," he says, "Now you're well fucked!"