A man was walking on the beach when he saw a woman with no arms and no legs crying. He asked, "Whats wrong?"
The lady says, "I have no arms, I have no legs, and I've never been fucked!"
So the man picks up the woman, gets in a boat with her, takes it out to the middle of the ocean and throws her overboard.
"There," he says, "Now you're well fucked!"
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