A Captain in the Foreign Legion was transferred to a desert outpost. 

On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out the back of the nlisted mens' barracks. 

He asked the Sergeant leading the tour what the camel was for. 

The Sergeant replied, "Well Sir, its a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural s*xual urges, so when they do, uh, we use the camel." 

The Captain said, "Well if its good for morale, then I guess its all right with me." 

After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the Captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" 

The Sarge shrugged his oulders and led the camel into the Captain's quarters. 

The Captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous s*x with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"

The Sergeant replied, "Well Sir, they usually just use it to ride into town..."